To all the “REAL” little monsters!
sry if you think i’m not a real little monster because i downloaded the born this way manifesto earlier before it was released! momma monster still loves me because, duh, i was born this way and you canNOT change that! didn’t you kno that she doesn’t really even make that much $$ from album sales? her mane income is like from merch and stuff so idgaf!
i downloaded the album earlier and i love it so much! it is like my new bible, and all you holier than thou “real” little monsters can just suck on my peen because hair highway unicorn government hooker heavy mental lover RIGHT????
