April 2011
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Bindi Irwin is a FAG HAG
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Post-Easter Haze with Giant Bun, 2011
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Well Jesus Christ
These are the text messages I have received for the last month from my childhood neighbor who I ran into and gave my number to drunk at a bar. I have not replied to a single one of these but she keeps on keepin on. I don’t know if this makes me a bad person but I also do not care :3
Fri, Mar 18, 2011, 1:24 AM Hey neighbor :)
Fri, Mar 18, 2011, 2:43 PM Hey
Fri, Mar 18, 2011, 10:10 PM Hey!...
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My favorite hobby is berating Food Network and...
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Pros and Cons of being Samantha Brown of The...
Pros:
You get to travel everywhere and everything is paid for/you are being paid to do this.
You ARE a TrAvEl ChAnNeL celebrité, possibly the only Travel Channel celebrity.
Cons:
You have to eat alone at every restaurant you go to and your only company is a camera man.
You are Samantha Brown of The Travel Channel.