These are the text messages I have received for the last month from my childhood neighbor who I ran into and gave my number to drunk at a bar. I have not replied to a single one of these but she keeps on keepin on. I don’t know if this makes me a bad person but I also do not care :3
Fri, Mar 18, 2011, 1:24 AM Hey neighbor :)
Fri, Mar 18, 2011, 2:43 PM Hey
Fri, Mar 18, 2011, 10:10 PM Hey! what’s up?
Sat, Mar 19, 2011, 4:45 PM Helloo… Is anybody there?
Sat, Mar 19, 2011, 11:50 PM What kind of food do you sell at your work?
Sun, Mar 20, 2011, 12:25 AM K well I guess text me when u wanna talk or whatever bc uve either been really busy since Thurs or u just dont wanna talk 2 me. But yeah it was good 2 cu
Wed, Mar 23, 2011, 11:41 PM What are your plans for this weekend??
Mon, Mar 28, 2011, 2:39 PM Do you have any ringtones you can send me?
Tue, Apr 19, 2011, 12:40 PM Do you watch Gossip Girl? Did you see the new episode last night? I heard it was good.
Sat, Apr 23, 2011, 11:27 AM Hey, what’s up? What are your plans for today and tomorrow?
Sun, Apr 24, 2011 4:17 PM Happy Easter!
Sun, Apr 24, 2011 7:43 PM How are you?
I think that she is a comedic genius (I don’t, I know she is not) because these are either pure gold or extremely depressing or both. I just can’t even anymore