January 2011
15 posts
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Bobby Flay, KILL YOUR-
SELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF, DO IT
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Ina Garten, though
I am a homo I still
want to bone ya NOT
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Alex Guarnasche-
lli, another long Ital-
ian name, fuck this
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Guy Fieri, I
hope you never crash your dumb,
red mustang. jk ;)
December 2010
25 posts
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Rachael Ray, the queen
of quick eats, I bet she’d be
a freak in the sheets!
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Giada De Laur-
entiis your name is fuckin
long, makes bad haiku
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Emeril Laga-
sse, you say things like BAM! POW!
makes me want to kill
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Paula Deen I want
your buttery fingers in,
on, or near my mouth
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if you really think about it
some dogs just will never do it. they will be virgins 4eva.
they get fixed right away, and then it’s game over.
let’s all take a moment right now to think about all of the h0rnie dogs out there. give them your ~pRaYeRs~ and, i mean, if you’re into bestiality… you know what to do.
amen godspeed to you all!
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Mary Christine
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GOING TO TAKE MY LAST FINAL
bringing a box of franzia to the library wasn't...
but it wasn’t the worst either HOLLA
so today at work...
middle-aged coworker: see you next year! *laughs* *looks up expectantly*
me:
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ya know, i love my major
(food science)
but i also hate it because it just takes some of the joy out of eating for me. and i love to eat probably more than anything else
in some of the classes all you learn about is food-borne illness and the rull sexxii explosive diarrhea/vomiting it causes
i’m just sitting here too full to finish this burrito bowl, and i’ll be sOoOOooOOo nervous to eat it later because i...
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mAjOr LiFe PrOgReSs
just made a frozen pizza and, instead of eating the whole thing, i only ate half of it!
maybe i’ll go to the gym tomorrow (no i won’t)
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ohhhh da weather outside is frightful but da fire...