on my way to the top guyz
Luke: how do you spell choch?
Andrea: like a snatch?
Andrea: chaotch? cha-otch?
Luke: i just went with snatch instead
Andrea: it's a good synonym
Luke: on my tumblr. i have to make my followers think i'm funny so they reblog my stuff and more people follow me. so i can be popular.
guyz, did sue just climb up the chimney?
SANTIE KLAWZ CAME OMGZZZZZ
Just found Food Network clips on hulu
BEST CHRISTMAS EVER
God hates lady gaga cuz she’s a hussy– Reverend fred phelps
Gettin my wisdom teeth out today
hopefully I’m still smart lolol
Things I hope to become in my life:
1. Wine and cheese connoisseur 2. Acrobat 3. Bowhunter 4. Jason Bourne 5. Golden Girl