January 2012
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December 2011
5 posts
November 2011
4 posts
October 2011
8 posts
:* (that is a kissy/i'll eat ur brains if u lemme...
duz no 1 want me 2 eAAT they're bransz?
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Scariest comic I've ever read in my life. And it's... →
whydoihaveablog:
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. I screamed and shut my laptop. You’re welcome and I’m sorry.
just strategically showed this to my friends i know are studying in the library right now because apparently i have a mental illness?
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do you think tyra banks has nightmares about...
September 2011
2 posts
August 2011
5 posts
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the one i just posted???
in that picture...
aren't i cute????
June 2011
1 post
May 2011
21 posts
hahahahahah ahahah everything is so good in my...
for realzies this is super duper
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To all the "REAL" little monsters!
sry if you think i’m not a real little monster because i downloaded the born this way manifesto earlier before it was released! momma monster still loves me because, duh, i was born this way and you canNOT change that! didn’t you kno that she doesn’t really even make that much $$ from album sales? her mane income is like from merch and stuff so idgaf!
i downloaded the album...
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"Thank you so much! We are both free at last."
Did I just quote MLK Jr. in a text to my manager re: both of us leaving our place of work on the same weekend?
What does this mean?
Who am I?
BLOW ME FRESH MADISON MARKET YOU DON’T OWN MY BODY ANYMORE
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Allergies, a performance art piece:
Get really fuckin itchy eyes.
Itch them.
Oooh damn gurl, that feels good.
OH MY GOD WHY ARE MY EYES ITCHIER NOW?
Fucking dander and pollen all up on my finger tips FUCK
Allergy eye drop time.
One tiny little itch, resist, it’ll feel better in a second right? These eyedrops take a little while to work right??
No, I don’t think so, I’m going in.
Back to step 1 ya fuckin...
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just so you know
i did another mad dogs clown challenge (look for the other picture of me with a clown wig because i AIN’T know how to link shit when i am drunk! sorry!)
but! this time i stole the wig and i had to (not really) pretend it was a tie-dye merkin~~ isn’t that funny!!!
but no for real, i think that merkins are making a comeback and you should all invest in one so you’re not left in...
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So I went to a church for a study day type thing...
So whatever. They had free food, and my growing potbelly will never turn down a free meal, especially during finals week when I feel entitled to whatever I please THANKS.
Anyways, we were driving there and as soon as we turned the corner I about shit my pants, it was one of those huge crazy churches, like the ones in Jesus Camp. I was expecting some quaint shit, ya know. A nice old couple that...