luuuuuke
Me in seventh grade: I hope I'm not gay
Me now: I want the soccer team to piss on me
kinkyferret:

~ Beyonce and her husband posing with some fries at mcdonalds. ~

kinkyferret:

~ Beyonce and her husband posing with some fries at mcdonalds. ~

is this a good way to find true love

is this a good way to find true love

quieterdaze:

I’m not myself tonight

Wouldn’t this be fucking EXHAUSTING

quieterdaze:

I’m not myself tonight

Wouldn’t this be fucking EXHAUSTING

Today’s the day! My new place is finally finished and being moved for installation!!!!

Today’s the day! My new place is finally finished and being moved for installation!!!!

My friend is trying a breast milk lollipop on camera at Jezebel today.

My friend is trying a breast milk lollipop on camera at Jezebel today.

What do I get my Master’s degree in to become a socialite and/or muse?